A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...