A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...