What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Rules to give to your Boss!
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Pay for your past bills
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Every damn time
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A play on Computer Lingo.
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Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Boyfriends
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In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...