Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
The Nottingham Forest
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Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...