The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!