Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...