George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...