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Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
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Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
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