A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.