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Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
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The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
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Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...