Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...