Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...