\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...