Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...