Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...