Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...