Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...