A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...