Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...