Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...