Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...