A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...