Betcha $500.00!
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I think I’ll try a nicer approach
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How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
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Polak With Chainsaw
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Alabama License Application
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Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
What my Mom taught me.
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