Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...