Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...