Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...