A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...