The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...