After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
* Viagra, The quicker dicker upper * Viagra, One-a-day, like iron * Viagra, When...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...