Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...