cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...