What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...