More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a...