The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...