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baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
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Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
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Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!