Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...