Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...