Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...