Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...