Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...