Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...