Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...