No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...