Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...