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Witches Brew
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Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Dirty Birds
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Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
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That’s a real bargain
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Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Pass out in shock
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