Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...