A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!