Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...