Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...