Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...